# Laser Goat Flag/COA **URL:** \ **Category:** The Nine Hammers Tavern - General Chat\ **Created:** [May 11, 2022, 4:10pm UTC](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/t/laser-goat-flag-coa/18442 "2022-05-11T16:10:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Rick](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/rick/32/14237_2.png) [@Rick](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2022, 4:10pm UTC](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/t/laser-goat-flag-coa/18442/1 "2022-05-11T16:10:19Z")
Does our Laser Goat on our Flag and COA have an official name, like Fluffy the dinosaur? A couple of people seeing the Laser Goat have asked it’s name and I must plead ignorance, although I do give a pretty good explanation behind the goat’s purpose within Sufferlandria. ---
**Author:** ![CPT\_A](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/cpt_a/32/15342_2.png) [@CPT\_A](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/u/CPT_A)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2022, 5:38pm UTC](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/t/laser-goat-flag-coa/18442/2 "2022-05-11T17:38:04Z")
I’ve always assumed the laser goat wasn’t an _ **it** _ but a _ **they** _. Like herds of them chasing us up hills. Fluffy is a singular entity, of course. And _maybe_ the hamster? But it’s just called “the hamster” so far as I know. 😉 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐 🦖 ---
**Author:** ![Glen.Coutts](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/glen.coutts/32/25318_2.png) [@Glen.Coutts](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/u/Glen.Coutts)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2022, 8:36pm UTC](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/t/laser-goat-flag-coa/18442/3 "2022-05-11T20:36:06Z")
The “hamster”, if it were only such an innocent wee rodent, is the Speed Demon of Sufferlandria. ---
**Author:** ![way9e0](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/way9e0/32/1121_2.png) [@way9e0](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/u/way9e0)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2022, 9:03pm UTC](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/t/laser-goat-flag-coa/18442/4 "2022-05-11T21:03:07Z")
Stupid Fast Hamster… ---
**Author:** ![Heretic](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/heretic/32/2329_2.png) [@Heretic](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/u/Heretic)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2022, 11:15pm UTC](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/t/laser-goat-flag-coa/18442/5 "2022-05-11T23:15:48Z")
Maybe its name should be _bitey_. ---
**Author:** ![David.McQuillen.KoS](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/david.mcquillen.kos/32/6594_2.png) [@David.McQuillen.KoS](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/u/David.McQuillen.KoS)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2022, 4:18am UTC](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/t/laser-goat-flag-coa/18442/6 "2022-05-12T04:18:48Z")
The only people who have got close enough to a Laser Goat to ask its name are no longer with us, I’m afraid. ---
**Author:** ![way9e0](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/way9e0/32/1121_2.png) [@way9e0](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/u/way9e0)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2022, 4:21am UTC](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/t/laser-goat-flag-coa/18442/7 "2022-05-12T04:21:38Z")
> [@Heretic](#): > > its name should be _bitey_ I couldn’t resist: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niuRWJgiv7o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niuRWJgiv7o) ---
**Author:** ![Heretic](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/heretic/32/2329_2.png) [@Heretic](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/u/Heretic)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2022, 4:54am UTC](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/t/laser-goat-flag-coa/18442/8 "2022-05-12T04:54:19Z")
I was once doing a short climb, and there was this goat that stopped what it was doing, and just turned and stared at me as I road by. ---
**Author:** ![TrapMeSuf](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/trapmesuf/32/10401_2.png) [@TrapMeSuf](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/u/TrapMeSuf)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2022, 8:00am UTC](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/t/laser-goat-flag-coa/18442/9 "2022-05-12T08:00:44Z")
Can you imagine what would have happened if you slowed down? ---
**Author:** ![Heretic](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/heretic/32/2329_2.png) [@Heretic](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/u/Heretic)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2022, 1:01pm UTC](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/t/laser-goat-flag-coa/18442/10 "2022-05-13T13:01:50Z")
Which is why I did not stop to take a picture. ---
**Author:** ![DarrenWCKam](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/darrenwckam/32/23861_2.png) [@DarrenWCKam](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/u/DarrenWCKam)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2022, 1:44am UTC](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/t/laser-goat-flag-coa/18442/11 "2022-05-17T01:44:50Z")
I would have chicken out and just turned around and back tracked. Oh wait, they are on both sides of the street 😨 😱 ---
**Author:** ![CPT\_A](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/cpt_a/32/15342_2.png) [@CPT\_A](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/u/CPT_A)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2022, 10:18pm UTC](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/t/laser-goat-flag-coa/18442/12 "2022-05-17T22:18:50Z")
> [@DarrenWCKam](#): > > Oh wait, they are on both sides of the street 😨 😱 …and it’s uphill both ways. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DarrenWCKam](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/darrenwckam/32/23861_2.png) [@DarrenWCKam](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/u/DarrenWCKam)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 3:15am UTC](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/t/laser-goat-flag-coa/18442/13 "2022-05-18T03:15:59Z")
![](https://c.tenor.com/csb2e86unZcAAAAC/ardcollegeno000%21-god%21-no-god.gif "Ardcollegeno000! God! No, God, Please, No!No! No! Noo00o00000000000o0o..!.Gif...") Is there anywhere I can actually hide? 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![HoneeG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/43a26b/32.png) [@HoneeG](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/u/HoneeG)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2022, 8:30pm UTC](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/t/laser-goat-flag-coa/18442/14 "2022-05-29T20:30:56Z")
I understand the laser goat decision but really? It should have been a Honey Badger, or Wolverine something that is tough, stands up to any adversity and never ever gives up no matter what!! ---
**Author:** ![Jon](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/jon/32/1298_2.png) [@Jon](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/u/Jon)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 8:39am UTC](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/t/laser-goat-flag-coa/18442/15 "2022-05-30T08:39:14Z")
Where’s the fun in that? The whole point is pretty much turning something that isn’t that scary into something that is… It’s a beast for cyclists specifically. ---
**Author:** ![timbo](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/timbo/32/4030_2.png) [@timbo](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/u/timbo)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2022, 3:14am UTC](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/t/laser-goat-flag-coa/18442/16 "2022-06-01T03:14:37Z")
Is there anyway to get a laser goat 🐐 immunity? Maybe obtaining a knighthood, having a major surgery (without anesthetic), living in northern Canada? 🍁 🇨🇦 ---
**Author:** ![IsiSchneider\_KoS](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/isischneider_kos/32/23131_2.png) [@IsiSchneider\_KoS](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/u/IsiSchneider_KoS)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2022, 7:31am UTC](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/t/laser-goat-flag-coa/18442/17 "2022-06-01T07:31:19Z")
visit the Laser Goat training centre on a regular basis and make friends with them (or vice versa) 😅 ![PXL_20220509_093146119~2](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/uploads/thesufferfest/original/2X/c/c6b4f2879f58d467148015817569453fbbd4f0ef.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![DarrenWCKam](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/darrenwckam/32/23861_2.png) [@DarrenWCKam](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/u/DarrenWCKam)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 7:34am UTC](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/t/laser-goat-flag-coa/18442/18 "2022-06-02T07:34:56Z")
Got to love the shirt you’re wearing sir and the Laser Goat seems to agree too 🙂