The Knight Rides! On Location: A Very Dark Place
This Series of On Location Rides leads you to the most famous regions in all Sufferlandria. We hit it of this week with one of the most favourite places for Knights and Citizens alike, A Very Dark Place.
This is a truely Auto-sadisto-dictatorial ride requiring every participant to bring a bell.
After a short warm up on the countryside it is time to finally visit A Very Dark Place. To do so, use a simple ring on the bell (“Ding!”), that should lead to reflexively standing up and going all out. You will soon then notice that it is already getting darker. When you just ring the bell again and sit down, you finally reached A Very Dark Place, todays destination. Whenever from now on on this ride you feel you can see the stem in front of you too clearly, just hit the bell again and off you go.
On this ride we learn how Real Pagne is properly prepared, visit Fluffy in her natural habitat and if you listen very closely you can even hear Grunter’s voice in your ears, just in the middle of A Very Dark Place.
Join The Knight Ride! On Location: A Very Dark Place HERE!
Everyone’s welcome, Knights and Citizens. Even if you forget your bell and just join for the ride.
Guaranteed 100% GvA approved and Couchlandrian free.
Every Saturday in the Off (or is it On?) Season.
Honour! Glory! Victory!