# The Laser Goats have escaped

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**Created:** [December 19, 2025, 9:41pm UTC](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/t/the-laser-goats-have-escaped/30613 "2025-12-19T21:41:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![sir\_james.p](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/sir_james.p/32/18843_2.png) [@sir\_james.p](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/u/sir_james.p)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2025, 9:41pm UTC](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/t/the-laser-goats-have-escaped/30613/1 "2025-12-19T21:41:22Z")

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It appears that a laser goat has escaped Sufferlandria and is on the ‘rampage’ in Wiltshire, UK.

> **[Escaped goat lassoed by police after Wiltshire village rampage](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj4qp19r5pzo)**
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> The goat, which was attempting to eat oranges on Christmas wreaths, was eventually captured.

 ![IMG_3126](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/uploads/thesufferfest/original/3X/2/c/2cdb59c58fd9461b1a19084ef00f46e5299dd5aa.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![sir\_james.p](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/sir_james.p/32/18843_2.png) [@sir\_james.p](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/u/sir_james.p)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2025, 10:01pm UTC](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/t/the-laser-goats-have-escaped/30613/2 "2025-12-19T22:01:50Z")

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This is only a few miles from my house. I’ll have to make sure I’m suffering sufficiently when out on the bike tomorrow!

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**Author:** ![Isa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Isa](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/u/Isa)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2025, 10:43pm UTC](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/t/the-laser-goats-have-escaped/30613/3 "2025-12-19T22:43:34Z")

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Yikes better be careful when the laser goats go around peeking in the windows at you!

You’re not safe from them anywhere!

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**Author:** ![emacdoug](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/user_avatar/wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/emacdoug/32/15557_2.png) [@emacdoug](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/u/emacdoug)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2025, 11:53pm UTC](https://wahoox.forum.wahoofitness.com/t/the-laser-goats-have-escaped/30613/4 "2025-12-19T23:53:06Z")

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Time to call out Grunter’s famed Beast Squad.