Tour 2026 Shenanigans

That was very uncomfortable :joy::hot_face:I saw a couple messages that I thought were funny and no idea who sent them, but thanks for laugh about abs​:joy:

I made a really dedicated effort to stand the at least one second each time I got told to stand…

Thanks to the legendary Heretic for ensuring rash vows are followed through on!

Best wishes to all with shenanigans remaining… boy Sir Evan you are in for it!

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Shenanigans Level 3 it is!

But can I make it to Level 4?

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Oh I am GUTTED I missed this live stream…

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You volunteering?

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He is The Instigator and we love/hate him for it! :laughing:

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Alright, @Heretic and all your fundraising minions. I have one more challenge for you. Now that Sir Ruben’s challenge has been fully funded I can proceed to promote my Shenanigans Level 4.

@Heretic has donated #MoreThanYou to push me over my line into Shenanigans Level 3* and I will be riding a full month of Nine Hammers (-ahem- 279 hammers). That includes The Chores, The Tool Shed (mash-up), The Shovel and Blender thrown in. I’m already doing the Kitchen Sink to end Stage 7, so I think that covers all the implements.

!MY NEXT SHENANIGAN CAN NOW BE REVEALED!

IF I should somehow and it some way receive more than $2,000 in donations, then that would trigger:

Shenanigans Level 4 ($2,000): I will finish off my month of Nine Hammers with…

An unofficial Nine Hammers KOS!! It would looks something (exactly) like this:

Nine Hammers IS an eligible KOS video. However, official KOS rules state that a video cannot be repeated inside of a single KOS attempt. Therefore, this would be an unofficial KOS. And it is ONLY for @TeamDPF that would I even attempt something this outrageous without receiving any credit for it whatsoever except for the donations that you send to the Davis Phinney Foundation.

And so, there you have it.

Maybe I should have made that my $2,500 fundraising goal. But it’s too late, now. I’ve already said it.

So let it be written…

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If 81 hammer hits do not do you in, I am sure a shot from the Revolver will. If you do not get indigestion from that fine Sufferlandrian wine.

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You are well and truly nuts!!

Runs off to see if I can find something in the couch….

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:rofl: :joy: :rofl:

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What about theses guys?

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If you can make them into Sufferfest videos I will ride them (apparently). :rofl:

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Did you forget about 14 Vise Grips? They are Grunter’s favorite set of implements.

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That’s a great idea ! “10 Pliers” would fit nicely between Nine Hammers and 14 Vice Grips with plenty of room for more ironmongery-based immolation…

Decimator ?
“I know what you’re thinking. Why can’t I use all the pliers ? One at a time…”

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Ahhh!!

They will have to be added, yes.

Time to organize my Tool Shed.

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You’re welcome (and you can’t just stop at 10).

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Or ‘Vice Whips’…

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I guess 20 Screwdrivers sounds too much like a drink.

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I feel “12 Pliers” would be even better? :rofl:

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Ok fellow Sufferlandrians.

The forecast looks good.

Tomorrow will be a BEEAUTIFUL day to ride G.O.AT.

I shall be suitably suited up.

The :honeybee::honeybee::honeybee::honeybee: will be buzzing and I’ll be going live at 10am Saturday NZ time (Friday 5pm EST I believe and Friday 9pm UK time)

The sponsors for this Schenanigan have already been provided a link to my Twitch Channel. Am happy to share further:

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Dame Lisa, do you want the Twitch Channel shared on the Facebook page?

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