@emacdoug , you inspired me:
(sung to the proper tune)
I am the very model of a modern Sufferlandrian,
I’ve information yoga, dietary, and physiologicalian,
I know the rider Merckx, and I quote the rides historical,
From Paris–Rouen to Giro Rosa, in order categorical;
I’m very well acquainted too with matters mathematical,
I understand 4DP, both the simple and quadratical,
About power curves I’m teeming with a lot o’ news—
With many cheerful facts about the regression of the statistical.