If I was a betting Sufferlandrian, I’d bet a million pain suckers that that’s never gonna happen, Sir. My preference would be that they just leave SUF the SUF alone as they’ve demonstrated, most exceptionally well with the “remastered” aka completely de-Sufed Primers, that they just don’t get it, or they just don’t care 
#stopsuffingupthesuf
I actually like the laser goat decals but 100% agree the original COA is superior. Those decals were my #1 Why when I planned my quest. So classy and I love the big OG COA on the back of my jersey!
My old bike, The Red Baron, however, proudly displayed the Laser Goat COA and, imho, looked pretty freakin’ badass:
As for the laser goats in general, they’ve never bugged me at all. I guess that’s because I’m almost always so uncomfortable 
#TUHNTF
I dunno how much sillier the laser goats are than a T Rex named Fluffy, pain shakes, chamois dancing, the Speed Demon of Sufferlandria, the Mythical Mud Monster of Sufferlandria, GvA as our DS, Amber Waves of Pain, The Great Lactic Acid Sea, Real Pagne, Holy Water, Couchlandrians, Donuts, Bagpipes playing during the 5 Sec Sprint, the streets of Agonia, Sufferlandrian Wildebeests, bleeding eyes etc etc.
One of the things I love the most about our great nation is that it never takes itself too seriously while at the same time offering seriously well crafted workouts (The Sufferfest Channel) and training plans that work based on sport science so if you want to seriously train, you can do that. That and the people who, almost without exception, are incredibly helpful, thoughtful, respectful, and nice.
