The Sufferlandrian Laser goats are out in force cleaning up the cobbles for Roubaix:
[https://velo.outsideonline.com/](https://Exclusive Interview with the Paris-Roubaix GOATs)
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#tuhntf
The goats smells the comfortable
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Laser Goat poop for extra slickness.
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I think it’s flammable too.
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This IS a thing, FWIW. There was a big crash a couple years ago in the Arenburg that they attributed to goat (or sheep?) droppings on the pavé. The grass grows really thick through the stones in the Arenburg, so they graze the goats through there to keep it down a little. Hence that long straightaway.
#roubaixhommes
#roubaixfemmes
#bestmonument
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We used to raise some goats with my daughter in 4H. A few different kinds.
Very familiar with poop being slick at times. In our dry environment it was usually dry as well.
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Speaking of Roubaix – since I picked up new bike (
) I ended up on Cannondale’s insider mailing list. Alison Jackson and EF Education did an AMAZING video diary to commemorate her win last year. She basically rides the entire route while doing a deep dive into the history and heritage of the race.
Man would love for her to win again! WE RIDE THE SAME BIKE! (well, frame anyway).
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Greetings! A couchlandrian spasm caused a late start to to the trench of Arenberg. Even Had some treats for them goats with me. Passed the vélodrome in Roubaix, there was that door, it was open, so I walked in…
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So jealous!
Save that cup for fundraising the Tour of Sufferlandria next year. I’ll bid! 
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Excellent idea that is!!
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