Have You Suffered Today?
Almost 6 years ago, I stepped foot into a Very Dark Place -starting at the SUF Mines as The Rookie Minion. Yesterday was my final day at Wahoo - it is with great sorrow that I have resigned from my Minion duties in Sufferlandria.
It has been my absolute pleasure to serve all of Sufferlandria as the primary Minion for the past (almost) 6 years!
On most days, being your Minion was Half as Easy as doing The Chores. On the rare occasion, it was one Long Scream.
There have been so many highlights along the way that it could be classified as one big Joyride. Serving GvA isn’t an easy task…. you know what they say, Hell Hath No Fury like an angry GvA! But, I somehow managed to continue Getting Away With it for most of the time, and only had to report to flogging station #9 on a few occasions!
There have been a few close calls with Fluffy over the years, and although It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time, there was that one time where we decided to invite Fluffy to the Hamster races…it was NOT a good idea!
And climbing Mt. Sufferlandria, through the Lava Fields was well worth the view - it is like seeing Angels!
Let’s just say it has been one Rollercoaster of a Ride. I’ve held on with 14 Vise Grips, and sometimes it felt like I was in a Blender. But, as a SUF Minion, you Do As You’re Told!
Thank you all for bestowing your very best kindnesses on me when you’ve written into our support site! I consider myself very blessed to have been able to serve all of you! There is absolutely NO OTHER community like Sufferlandria!
I may drop in from time to time, because as you all know, you can never leave! I hope to see you all in the Nine Hammers Tavern.
Although there is No Place Like Home, it is High Time - I’ll show myself The Way Out!
More Than You!
