They remain useful to hold a smorgasboard during a Knighthood 
So a smorgasbordboard ?
I guess if a friend was doing a knighthood and asked you to set up their food for them then you’d agree to org a smorgasbordboard?
I believe this is a legit use of it!
With all that drawer action I would have hoped that it was at least one for waffles, one for chews, etc
Precisely
I have this horrible image of struggling to open the jar of pickles and splashing the pickle juice all over the place. Please be careful Cap’n!
Yeah it was a close thing, @Glen.Coutts! Stupidly tried to open it and hold one-handed. Very slippery! No harm done though.
KoS prep note-to-self #5: open pickle jar ahead of time.
I’d go one further and have pre-sliced pickles on a tray or in an easy open container.
Reported for Couchlandrian tendencies.
100%
I had hair back then 
What? I thought the jar was for drinking the pickle juice? 
But is it couchlandrian if you do something in the name of efficiency rather than laziness?
Like putting a tray next to your chair to hold the donuts and TV remote to economize movement? No sir.
To be a Sufferlandrian is to pursue that which generates the greatest amount of suffering for any given effort. I will die on this hill.
That does explain the bedding in the castle
