As I was cooling down during my last violator session and I was unable to climb off my bike right away some thoughts came to me.
A Smart Towel where you earn point based on the following:
5 oz of sweat= 10 points
Tears from pain and effort = 20 points
Vomit= 100 points
Blood mixed with sweat= 200 points
Blood from eyes= 500 points
What am I missing?
Can the minions start working on this? Only after the android app is done though 
Jason