Are donuts considered extra-curricular? Asking for a friend.
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Are you asking someone to sponsor a Tour of Couchlandria doughnut/donut eating contest? Asking for a friend.
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Tempting as that is, genuinely, a diagnosis of Type 2 Diabetes (which I’ve kept at bay, med free for coming on 2 years) brought a fiery end to such folly. Still, VERY tempted.
Edit: that said, I could eat one, maybe two but that wouldn’t be much of a contest with the likes of Sir @Azrine in the wings.
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I have some post-tour shenanigans up my sleeve. Saving those for now…
In the meantime, I have an OG decal I would possibly be willing to raffle off for say… a $500 donation. 
http://events.dpf.org/goto/Emacdoug2025
Hmm… what else… 
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I’m happy to do the Donut Challenge if somebody donates money to the National Sufferlandrian Team. How about this… you pick the Stage, I have to eat a dozen full-sized glazed donuts either before or during that ride. I’ll document the consumption with photos posted on Facebook. What should the starting bid be?
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Oh my GvA that WOULD be a challenge for me, even before the diabetes. I might be able to do 6 and that would be pushing it. 12, I think I’d hurl!
Edit: As to the amount, I think you set that yourself. Say, if you reach X dollars in your fundraising page, you’ll do the challenge. That’s the formula we used IIRC, over the past couple years.
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Oddly enough, a fellow KOS has suggested I live stream myself for ALL stages of the tour, dressed in the infamous goat suit, sitting on the couch, eating donuts and watching Sufferfest videos. It will be a sacrifice and harder than my KoS but I should be able to manage it. Subject to sponsorship…
Discuss!
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I actually would like to see this 
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An idea is forming. The most Couchlandrian Tour ever. Possibly a form of protest. It appears @Medina81 , @Glen.Coutts and myself can form an alliance and possibly provide a continuous live stream between us!
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You know you want to participate
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Extra and circular, at least
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I might be interested in supporting a Couchlandrian team. As a form of protest, however, I think it would fail. The only real protest that would matter is if nobody raised any money, and I do not think anybody wants to do that.
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This is true. And I do want to get faster, not rounder
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Lent is coming. Time to clean up the cupboards from donuts, pancakes and the likes.
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It is very helpfully coming after the Tour! No Ash Wednesday bonking this year. Just, you know, normal bonking.
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I would pay money to see this. Not as protest, just shenanigans.
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Tears of joy! Or maybe fear. Or pain. I’m not sure. But whatever it is, I like it! Welcome, Sir Neal!
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