While “The Envelope Please” ritual at the Academy Awards may now include an impromptu slap, the Academy has nothing on the SUF/KoS Award process for inflicting pain/suffering, therefore, there can only be one, true, “THE Envelope”!
My receipt of THE Envelope. Better than any Academy Award.
Best.Mail.Ever.
Congratulations Sir Rick
For Knights only! 
Ah… The famed climbing jersey 
Loving that THE envelope still has the original coat of arms on the back.
The Sufferlandrian bureaucracy (read floggings) involved in changing over the stamps at the SUF National Postal Depot… Grunter is going to come after me now… 
