Congratulations to all that are finishing today. You Beat Your Ass. Honour, Glory and Victory is yours.
As the bouncers are starting to usher you towards the challenge of returning to your “life outside of the Tour”
I’d like to invite you to stop by my merch stand on the way out where you can pick up a piece of personalised memorabilia that will capture your week of glorious Suffering in graphic form. Yes graphs are banned for the Tour but I won’t tell if you don’t 
Head down the steps, over the bridge, through the car park and you’ll find me at the back of the Nine Hammers tavern. Or just go here The unofficial Tour merch stand is now OPEN (*WARNING, HERE BE GRAPHS*)