5/10 Done 
14 Vice Grips was brutal.
Used all the MTP and Elements of Style I had to make it thru.
And yet… AND YET… Despite all the brutality of 14 VG… it’s now time for…
Revolver
I have no words. So i’ll let GvA do the talking.
Oh, and I ditched the jersey halfway thru 14 VG. I’m back to my base layer. And I’ve got these pain suckers to keep me warm.
You’re killing me with these gifs @Glen.Coutts !!
Thank you everyone for all the support!! I am leaving my phone open next to me and they’re giving me energy I didn’t know I had. THANK YOU!! 
Please keep them coming!!
It is, literally, the least I could do, Sir.
Over halfway!!
It’s all uphill into a headwind from here on in.
You are making the Nation proud (again).. GvA lurking in the tavern somewhere. Fluffy not far behind
CRUSH IIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!!! 
Revolver, no problem! Sufferlandrians always win in Agonian Roulette.
Bang bang bang bang.. X16+(I never counted higher than 16.does anybody?)
Hmm… I never counted higher than 15. 
Yep.
Shred the chamois!! Chew the stem!! Damn the torpedoes!!!
6/10 Done
Switched it up with level mode for Revolver. That was a miracle salve! Despite similar power targets to 14VG, Revolver on level mode was a breath of SUF holy water saturated air.
Now, on to the official Sufferlandrian KOS halfway point! And despite all the broken promises over the years I now am going to do…
The Chores
Minion memory? That must be a thing.
Current status: shoveling lava snow
How festive! Enjoy those refreshing chores!
Viewing from my own little piece of Couchlandria and I’m dumbfounded by your suffering!
7/10 Done
No more chores for me! I am too BADASS to hear if anyone asks me to do clean a toilet ever again. Bwahahaha!
But really, that WAS awful. Felt like I was doing it at 100%. And with these last 3 being some of the hardest SUF has to offer, this last stretch is going to be tough. I’m really going to have to fight for it.
And so now… for ride number eight…
Fight Club
And speaking of agony… it’s time for a shredded chamois change. 
And lo, GvA did spread suffering across the land. And behold, there was much chewing of stem and shredding of chamois. Verily the land overflowed with real pagne and pain shakes until Agonia was awash in pain suckers and laser goats. Until the Knights of Sufferlandria spread type 2 fun and SUF holy water and cleansed the land. And thus did GvA grant a recovery day of easy spinning until the next SUF National Day could be proclaimed throughout Sufferlandria. And there was much tough love and rejoicing.
Sorry, I don’t know where that came from. All this suffering has me waxing poetic.
8/10 Done
That was one helluva fight, and I sure look like I’ve been in one (or eight, rather), but I’ve emerged victorious and am ready to suffer in another workout. So, now it’s time to pick the hammer to hit myself with. Or rather, all the hammers.
Yes, that’s right. It’s time for… video number nine… and boy does it not look pretty (nor do I)… yep, you guessed it… it’s…
Nine Hammers
And yes, I am using my own mixed soundtrack for this one. Thank you for asking!
