Announcing: My SIXTH Knighthood Attempt [Nov 21, 2025]

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of course you are! I can’t recall if you kept Coke Machine in there or not. In any case, wowza! You’re (almost but not really) nearly at the gates … AGAIN!!

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To the tavern! Ride on, brother! 9H yay!

How you are typing at this point is beyond me, but you’re apparently quite amazing, so….

So carry on!

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You are doing awesomely!

Almost™ done! Hard part is done now. You can do this Sir Evan, You are crushing it proudly.

Now all the way to the line Sir! All the way!

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The ‘Cham-Pain’ awaits!! Give ‘r!!:flexed_biceps:

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Sweet merciful crap, this is magnificent. And horrible.

Outstanding suffering, @emacdoug! CRUSH IT!

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Having used Sir Evan’s alternate playlist for Nine Hammers many times, I can confirm there is no Coke Machine. But that section is in Kitchen Sink, so I got my Coke Machine fix on SUF National Day!

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9/10 Done :hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer:

How exactly did that feel? Kinda like this:


I’ve now hit myself with all the hammers. Well, all except the biggest one. The final stage. The ultimate test. The… well, you get the picture. As if my legs don’t already feel like they’ve been in one, it’s now time for…

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Time to storm this castle!! :castle: :crossed_swords: :woman_biking:

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Well if you are going to go out in a big way, the best way is blended.

Hang in there. Keep pedaling, you will crack the gates and be in the tavern shortly.

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Well, that wasn’t so bad now was it?

Blender hey, :thinking: (checks last time completed…Stage 1B of the SUF route of the 2024 Wonkabonka Tour :man_facepalming:t3:)

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Have fun!


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GvA says:

This train:

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Neeeeeeeeed….

12…

More…

Minutes!!!

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C’mon Sir Evan finish this!

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10/10 DONE!! :white_check_mark::white_check_mark::white_check_mark::white_check_mark::white_check_mark::white_check_mark::white_check_mark::white_check_mark::white_check_mark::white_check_mark:

That was AWFUL!! PAINFUL!!

It was GLORIOUS!!

But I’m DONE!

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Salut! Well suffered!

I don’t what else to say… you have turned this up to eleven, six times for over 15,when in a Sufferlandrian time warp….

I’m in the tavern already Sir Evan. Cheers and enjoy the suffer mattress.

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P. S., no, I don’t know what the text is all about in the gif I just posted.

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I’ve now had a shower, a recovery drink :beer_mug: and have my compression socks on. Pizza is in the oven. Almost time for family pizza and movie night.

That was an epic knighthood. Especially the last video which was Agony.

Now to eat pizza and recover.

Thank you much to everyone here for all your support!

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Recover well and enjoy the family time! :tada:

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There is rejoicing throughout all the land! And the Knights of the roundtable will dance whenever they’re able!

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Great work

If gives me that feeling like I should be doing more
That maybe I should do another knighthood.

This may just be the taper shakes before Friday’s run.
( Kosci100 )

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Sir Lancelot The Brave: It says right here on Page 3, local man completes 6 Knighthoods, m’Lord!

King Arthur: Hmmm…we could use a fellow like that on this next quest, that is, if he’s up for a 7th.

Sinister laughter in the distance: mwahahahahahah

Edit: also, LEGEND!!

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