From the Couches: Are you bingeing with 4FB?

The Nine Hammers Tavern - General Chat
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Nothing ruins binge watching like needing to get up to replace the batteries on the remote. Make sure you use 4 full batteries during your binge sessions. Pro Tip: Use home automation to unlock the door so the delivery driver can set the pizza on your coffee table.

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Oh my GvA!!! @Sir_Brian_M , this is pure gold!!

B.R.I.L.L.I.A.N.T

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Sounds mighty Couchlandrian to me. Is that a picture of your pain cave?

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The Advanced Couchlandrian Tendencies Training Plan needs to be updated with this. I’d propose a weekly From the Couches but it’s unlikely anyone could commit to that type of intensity.

Edit: in preparation for the 10th annual Tour of Couchlandria (coincidentally running from Feb 27-Mar 5) I have implemented the above training plan to end Feb 26th. I can’t think of a better way to train for 7 straight days of arduous inactivity.

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I don’t think pain is welcomed there. Also, what kind of pastry is that that gets the prime viewing seat?

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I must have had a momentary lapse of insanity. I had just finished a workout I can’t talk about.

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Does that mean your were momentarilly sane?

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Exactly!

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That is an indestructible (it hasn’t met GvA yet) dog toy, a plastic hedge hog.

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I figured that. It just looks like a comfy pastry :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Awesome post, Sir Brian! I do so miss the banter on the Facebook page.

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Me too Sir Joe, me too!

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That sounds like a great job, a Couchlandrian Couch Coach.
Wonder what their On Location rides are like?

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I loaded it into TP. Zero TSS per week. And the titles are hilarious!

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I’ve done this a couple times and it’s a lot easier than it looks :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Bravo!! :clap::clap::clap:

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Oooh yeah - I did these over Christmas. Not too difficult. I’m planning the same this year.

They’re so well put together I didn’t even need to touch the bike all week…

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I hope you rewarded yourself with extra rest and donuts. A week off the bike is quite the accomplishment! Gateau!

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Sometimes less is more. In this case, less bike is more donuts.

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It all adds up. Couchlandrian math.