JasonL
January 22, 2026, 1:48am
1
Greetings!
My first Knighthood ride took place on January 11, 2014.
After a prompting from a friend and fellow knight (@sirzac ) I have decided to reestablish my knighthood.
My ride shall take place on Saturday, January 24.
My plan:
Revolver
Vice Grips
Attacker
DAYT
HHNF
Fight Club
Power Station
Rue the Day
Nice Hammers
ISLAGIAT
Knighthood quest #1 took place with 22 other courageous individuals (I think we set a Guiness World Record that day). It was epic.
Quest #2 will take place solo in a basement.
Edit: Quest #1 took place in Indiana. Quest #2 is in Alberta.
Onward!
Ending with ISLAGIATT seems appropriate.
Oooo… I love a good second quest! It’s always a good time to re-confirm your Knighthood.
That looks like quite the fine menu of suffering. Such Sufferlandrian delicacies! Can’t wait for the glorious enterpaintment!
Isa
January 22, 2026, 6:06pm
4
Oooh you’re nuts! Check with a doctor.
And then ride forth to pain glory and agony. I mean honour.
Great set list! Looking forward to the enterpainment
Anne
January 23, 2026, 10:21am
5
Well done indeed and I know you will smash it, keep us posted
The doctor must have cleared him, (Sir) Jason to re-enter Sufferlandria after a rather long vacation off at Couchlandria, hence the Knighthood attempt.
As always, Sir Jason, you must ride forth into the buckets of real pagne, chewing barbed wire, and spitting nails.
JasonL
January 24, 2026, 1:51pm
9
Revolver coming up.
7 am start (mountain time)
sirzac
January 24, 2026, 4:51pm
11
@JasonL Sir Jason, you are a beast. It was great riding the first three with you. Ride on into glory!
You’ve got this. Make GvA proud!
Are you done yet?
JasonL
January 24, 2026, 6:48pm
13
I am reporting to the flogging station.
Cramping during video 5
DNF
On the contrary, huge kudos for the attempt, mentally and physically. The prep is a heavy lift in itself. You know what to expect, next time you’ll crush it!
Oof. Sorry to hear that!
With what you learned next time will go better.
If a Sufferlandrian is gonna blow up, they do it spectacularly.
Isa
January 24, 2026, 9:03pm
17
Oh no! I’m so sorry to see this!
Take good care Sir Jason.
TUHNTF
There is always another attempt
It’s a good time to reflect back on what should have been done better. Was the electrolytes intake which insufficient?? Or was it something else?