My friend Sir @matt_bott has decided to storm the castle again in support of his friend @WesMulder who is attempting a knighthood for the first time. Matt fed me beer last time I saw him, so now I’m also storming the castle for a second time.
We’ll all be setting out on our quest on 5th April.
IWBMATTKYT
One small room - three bikes - the suffering will be running down the walls!!
In Sufferlandria the suffering only runs up 
Do we have a menu so we can tell you all the mistakes you’re making 
and maybe join you in making one of them?
I will pray for death
Seems legit. Welcome to the forums, Sufferlandrian!
Your seat in Castle Sufferlandria awaits your arrival, you just gotta get past these folks
Route is a work in progress. Will share once its finalised.
Depending on my rotation I’d be happy to tag along virtually for a couple… for moral support that is!
We have a route. Sir @matt_bott, @WesMulder and I have come up with 10. Our choice was made through the application of much science. What science you ask? Much I tell you.
I digress, here’s the route:
The best thing in the world
Power station
Rue the day
The wretched
Do as you’re told
Who dares
Revolver
Butter
The rookie
The chores
Order not yet fixed but think we have a good mix.
Very nice, sir. Looks like you folks have scienced up a real miserable day! Wishing you much Suffering!
Thank you sir James. I am eager to commence the suffering with you. The earlier the better in the Room of Doom. Blood sweat tears stench, a poisonous combination
Hopefully some energy gel induced flatulence too!
How does the science work?
Very well, thank you.
So what are you thinking about order and when are you planning to start? I’m considering whether to move my quest up a day and join you.
Longest to shortest. 60% of the time, it works every time.
Butter, the chores, who dares, the rookie, revolver, power station, the wretched, rue the day, the best thing in the world, do as you’re told
8am start (UK time - GMT +1)
Yikes! That’d be 3am for me! I plan to suffer, but definitely not that much!
I will keep my plan to trail after once you all have weakened the castle’s defenses.
That’s totally reasonable. Sleep fairly important before something like this!
