Mwahahaha. Those smiles look so…tentative!
Cmon guys! YOU GOT THIS!
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Go forth and don’t stop storming forward!!
Great lists and epic levels of suffering ahead with new footage.. All kinds of visual surprises for the times you can look up 
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Here’s me:
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Just started A Very Dark Place and took this lovely 
selfie.
Only to be told “enough fooling around.”
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Halfway mark guys. You got this. Even if you look and feel like Yak Sh€$! 
No matter what you do now, Do.Not.Stop.Pedalling.
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The nation has every confidence in your ability to SUFFER!!! Now, get on with it already. I don’t have all day 
(I do) There are donuts to be had 
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Go forth and crush it!
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Knight in the Making
My sister, the storm, the fire, the flame,
Ten trials ahead in this torturous game.
Each pedal a promise, each sweat bead a song,
Of courage that’s fierce and a will that is strong.
Butter may sound gentle, but I know it’s a trick—
It’ll churn up your legs, it’ll come at you quick.
Then The Chores, relentless, with no end in sight,
You’ll clean up that pain with pure power and fight.
Attacker awaits, with its ruthless intent,
But your spirit won’t break, only flex, never bent.
Into A Very Dark Place, you might start to descend,
But your light is within you—it won’t let you end.
Power Station surges—your lungs scream and burn,
But this isn’t defeat, it’s the tide you will turn.
Then The Omnium, chaos—sprints, wooden tracks, and pain,
Yet still you will ride through the turns and the grain.
The Wretched will claw, whisper “quit” in your ear,
But I know your heart, and it lives without fear.
When you Rue the Day, with legs barely alive,
Just remember who you are, and push through to survive.
The Best Thing in the World? It’s not just the ride,
It’s your fire, your grit, with me there at your side.
Then Do As You’re Told—no, do what you choose:
To fight, to persist, and refuse just to lose.
You’re not made of softness, you’re forged out of steel,
A sister, a warrior, a spinning wheel.
Each ride is a battle, each finish a crown—
And soon, my brave knight, they’ll have to bow down.
So ride, my dear sister, and suffer with grace—
Your knighthood is waiting. Go take your place.
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Oh man! A poem AND you’re riding The Omnium with me. Greater love hath no one 
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And I thought you might want company in the wretched, too. I will enjoy watching reach the halfway point of smashing #7.
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Done! Currently enjoying a bit of time in the foetal position.
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It’s done! It cannot be undone - man of the match for newly knighted Wes - never cracked - just hurt
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Keep peddling @Cheryl.Vasan
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Way to go Sirs @matt_bott, @sir_james.p and the freshly minted Sir @WesMulder!!!
The nation has gathered to share their excitement!
Now we just have to wait for @Cheryl.Vasan to approach the gates and it’ll be chamois dancing at the old Nine Hammers tavern tonight!
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FANTASTIC! I’m not getting teary eyed, you’re getting teary eyed!!
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