The Knight Rides! The Quest (on Knights of the Roundabout)
There is much to be said about us Sufferlandrians. While Couchlandrians think we are strange and dangerous it is actually the opposite. For example Sufferlandrians are friendly, speak in the harsh but beautiful tongue of Painglish* (see below) and are very supportive.
So when we see someone in need we naturally see if we cannot help out if it is a valid concern.
As it happens it seems a certain Company still is having trouble of gathering enough vowels to fill all names. It is unclear if they are only forgetful and loose them way to easy or if they simply cannot afford them.
Sufferlandrians are not rich, but that is something we can help with. Our language Painglish has tons of vowels, so there should be enough to spare, even for a Company in need.
So it is our duty to embark on a Quest for vowels. And of course there is no better place to do so than France. There we shall search the country while going in circles for a huge number of sprints (10!!!), which naturally are a great place to find all the vowels we need.
After the ride we will pass around a (hopefully clean!) SUF-Bucket to collect all donated vowels. We can even put a few other letters in to make sure everything is fine.
With that we should ensure the Company can finally and proudly name it’s products like they were intended to be named.
Say it proudly: KICKaaaagghhhR……
Join The Knight Ride! The Quest HERE!
Everyone’s welcome, Knights, Citizens and all friends, especially BBC. Even if you forget your empty SUF-Bucket and just join for the ride.
Every collected vowel will be donated to the Company.
Guaranteed 100% GvA approved and Couchlandrian free.
Every Saturday in the Off (or is it On?) Season.
*) Taken from the Tourist Guide to Sufferlandria
“ […] Language is the best window into a culture. Sufferlandrians are proud of our heritage, and we are eager to share our rich oral tradition with visitors. Our native tongue is Painglish, an ancient language closely related to Phlegmish. Painglish is at once guttural and expressive, and is not hard to master once you’ve completed sixteen one-minute intervals at 240% of FTP. While in our country you may find the following greetings and phrases useful:
MRRRPPHHAAAAGGHH!: “Hello! Have you suffered today?” (Traditional greeting)
FFFFFFGGGHHAAA!!: “Yes! More than you, my doughy minion.” (Traditional response)
THHHPPHHHAABBBAAARFF!: “You must excuse me. I must complete another interval of soul-shattering intensity and duration! May your competitors rue the day they pinned on a number!”
OOOOONYOUURLEEFFT!!: “Sufferlandrian on the course. Please abandon all hope of victory.”
IWBMATTKYT (pronounced “Aye-Wuu-Bee-Ma-TEET”): “I Will Beat My Ass Today to Kick Yours Tomorrow.” […]