Nothing says one can’t self appoint as the Lanterne Rouge and complete the Tour at a lower intensity, correct? I’m attempting a mini-comeback after several years of health issues while the wheels of time don’t stop. I need a goal. Gotta put that bionic knee to the test.
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Correct.
Your suffering is your suffering regardless of what level you have the videos set to. You are your only judge. Well, that and the Laser Goats. And Fluffy. But they can smell suffering, so they will know.
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Well, then. I just joined. Now to see how many days straight I can provoke the Over-training Goblin. Apparently, sniffling through FTGU S4 and the Olympics makes it think I’m working really hard.
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You can look me up on the event page and donate to my name that wau. Or I can provide a direct link. I’m almost inclined to make it as hard as possible to make me ride with bees. 
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One ride with bees in a goat suit has been ordered.
Let the games begin.
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I’m not sure if I should thank you or not!!! The DPF very much thanks you! I should post you some honey!!!
Thankfully I have time to work thru some logistics
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You have my Twitch account right? Not sure if logistics wise I can get a full laptop out there to stream on Twitch. Does Instagram Live work for you?
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I know I had your Twitch account at some point, but I looked and could not find it. Depending on when you ride, given the time zone differences, I might be asleep when you do it.
I still can remember you in the goat suit.
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The goat suit will ride again 
And I’ll make sure that somehow the thing is recorded for prosperity. Maybe I’ll make the effort make a short film of it hahaha
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Maybe Wahoo could use it for an Inspiration workout.
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@FauxFlat Glad you joined and thanks for the donation! You won’t regret your decision to join! Or maybe you will. I’m just a Sufferlandrian, not a mind reader.
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I’m glad to see that (plus you get a DPF cycling cap!)
That would be awesome especially since this is the final edition of the Tour.
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You definitely aren’t cheap! But can you top riding with bees while wearing a goat suit?
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Thank you, Sir. You won’t have to read my mind if you hear a screech from my physical therapist’s office on the following Monday. 
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Surely it makes the cut for a sufferfest workout
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My rate has gone up. I suffered so much last time. Unsure. Open to suffestion tho
Edir: that is actually a typo but works perfectly so leaving it as it is
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Smelly goat sme-elly goat why are you so smelly?
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Im gonna wash it!
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Hehe
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The Holy Water of Past Tours….the smell of Suffering lives on!
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