Recommendations for a "homebrew Tour de France"

I have today successfully persuaded my department at work to take on a Cycling challenge to mirror this year’s Tour de France, as a way of raising funds for a yet to be determined charity

We are trying to encourage people to ride, so the distance targets are low

However, I’ve then looked at this and thought “if I am going to stand a chance to get money from potential sponsors, I need to hurt” - I have tapped people up for 4 different centuries in the last year, so asking them to sponsor me for doing 5km a day is not going to cut the mustard!

So immediately, I thought of how I can use GvA’s finest to challenge and push myself, and try and recreate the 21 stages of the tour from 21 individual videos. Bearing in mind I may be out of the country on 29-31 August (Covid allowing), I could end up having to double stack to make up stages

And this is where you all come in

I need to construct a tour that kinda replicates this year’s profile:

7flat
4
hills
9* mountains
The ITT obviously speaks for itself (day 20 and my legs will be Screaming)

All input and thoughts welcome, and I will pull the profile together and share it here toward the end of August

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What an awesome idea!

Flat: Rookie, HHNF, Cash Register, Who Dares, Fight Club, Joyride, Downward Spiral
Hills: There is No Try, Defender, Local Hero, Butter
Mountains: Thin Air, Angels, ISLAGIATT, Wretched, GOAT, Power Station, Hunted, Getting Away With It, The Way Out.

Thank me later :rofl:

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Fab

Going to spend some time mapping this to the TdF and will share back

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How is the plan going? I’m thinking the same thing - would like to do a ride every day of the Tour that matches in some way the stages of the Tour that day. May do some outside when the weather and time permits but in Scotland that won’t be too many days.

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What? Not out today? Fit water skis to the wheels and a wee kite and the roads are yours …
11.5deg as well. Not likely !!

I came here for homebrew… never mind!

Great idea though! Crush it!!

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Heh, I’m on holiday, I’ll be finalising the plan tomorrow night when we get home :blush:

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apologies, I then got struck down with a cold, and have only just emerged this morning…

so my homebrew start will be delayed until Monday. I will work out the route shortly using Ross’ recommended options and will share shortly before lunchtime

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So here is the proposed route

I am still missing one more flat stage (any suggestions welcome). I will be starting on Monday and posting to Strava, not gonna suggest I’m doing this nuclear (no chance), but It’ll be a good crack

STAGE TYPE DATE START AND FINISH DISTANCE
1 FLAT Joyride SAT 08/29/2020 NICE MOYEN PAYS > NICE 156 KM
2 MOUNTAIN Thin Air SUN 08/30/2020 NICE HAUT PAYS > NICE 186 KM
3 FLAT HHNF MON 08/31/2020 NICE > SISTERON 198 KM
4 HILLY There is no Try TUE 09/01/2020 SISTERON > ORCIÈRES-MERLETTE 160.5 KM
5 FLAT Fight Club WED 09/02/2020 GAP > PRIVAS 183 KM
6 HILLY Defender THU 09/03/2020 LE TEIL > MONT AIGOUAL 191 KM
7 FLAT Rookie FRI 09/04/2020 MILLAU > LAVAUR 168 KM
8 MOUNTAIN GOAT SAT 09/05/2020 CAZÈRES-SUR-GARONNE > LOUDENVIELLE 141 KM
9 MOUNTAIN Getting Away with It SUN 09/06/2020 PAU > LARUNS 153 KM
- REST DAY MON 09/07/2020 LA CHARENTE-MARITIME
10 FLAT Who Dares TUE 09/08/2020 ÎLE D’OLÉRON LE CHÂTEAU-D’OLÉRON > ÎLE DE RÉ SAINT-MARTIN-DE-RÉ 168.5 KM
11 FLAT Downward Spiral WED 09/09/2020 CHÂTELAILLON-PLAGE > POITIERS 167.5 KM
12 HILLY Local Hero THU 09/10/2020 CHAUVIGNY > SARRAN CORRÈZE 218 KM
13 MOUNTAIN The Way Out FRI 09/11/2020 CHÂTEL-GUYON > PUY MARY CANTAL 191.5 KM
14 FLAT Butter SAT 09/12/2020 CLERMONT-FERRAND > LYON 194 KM
15 MOUNTAIN Angels SUN 09/13/2020 LYON > GRAND COLOMBIER 174.5 KM
- REST DAY MON 09/14/2020 ISÈRE
16 MOUNTAIN Wretched TUE 09/15/2020 LA TOUR-DU-PIN > VILLARD-DE-LANS 164 KM
17 MOUNTAIN Power Station WED 09/16/2020 GRENOBLE > MÉRIBEL COL DE LA LOZE 170 KM
18 MOUNTAIN ISLAGIATT THU 09/17/2020 MÉRIBEL > LA ROCHE-SUR-FORON 175 KM
19 FLAT TBC FRI 09/18/2020 BOURG-EN-BRESSE > CHAMPAGNOLE 166.5 KM
20 INDIVIDUAL TIME-TRIAL Long Scream SAT 09/19/2020 LURE > LA PLANCHE DES BELLES FILLES 36.2 KM
21 FLAT Cash Register SUN 09/20/2020 MANTES-LA-JOLIE > PARIS CHAMPS-ÉLYSÉES 122 KM
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And now the status update after 15 stages!

Having started late, have doubled up on 3 days to get back to schedule. Also, having realised going nuclear for what would have been 21 SufFest stages in 20 days was suicide, I set a more realistic “stay above 30km/h Sufspeed” target - going 100% at the start of a week, and setting a “base” level for each workout, but working above it, so holding between 80 - 100% for the other stages

NGL I’m feeling it after 15 stages, but the last 6 means the target is in site. I have swapped a couple around due to work commitments, running kids to activities and parties, etc, but that finish line is now in site

Details here if you are interested, but top level:

Time Distance TSS km/h
00:53 27.49 76.67 31.08 Ave
13:16 412.39 1150 Total

15 stages completed (as per the tour), 6 to go starting back on Tuesday

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