I’d been wanting to do this at some unspecified date for a while, but only found out just last night that today would actually work. So, without further ado, here’s the route I’ve picked, based primarily on avoiding anything with sustained efforts, since my fitness is heavily skewed toward short efforts:
The Best Thing In The World
Butter (might as well get the April badge while I’m at it)
Rue the Day
Do As You’re Told
Violator (which may be a terrible idea, but that makes it more Fun, right?)
With 14 Vise Grips and The Downward Spiral as alternates in case I get to the end and can’t make myself try Violator.
Okay Mike, you can call #5 the halfway point if it makes you feel better. It’s really #7. In any event, flogging station 3259 is waiting for me so I’ll see you once you’ve made it through the gates, provided someone remembers to open them.
Whatever you do, DO NOT STOP. At this point it is all mental (except all that horrible physical stuff you’ve set up for yourself but otherwise, yeh, all mental).
Congratulations on your glorious suffering for the greater good of our mythical nation Sir Mike!
Welcome to the castle, take a breather while the minions prepare to serve you up with a sumptuous dinner of a plate of nails and the finest Harsh Red Whine or if you prefer, you could also get the some Real Pagne too.