#SUFRhymes 🫵

I did the Half Monty fitness test today. When entering step 4 of the ramp test, the text says “Step 4, you can do more. #SUFrhymes”. And since such a fitness test is very demanding in terms of not having strange ideas, I came up with the idea to start a thread here for all the steps a ramp test may have.
So to get started here we go:

  • This is step 1, you will get this done.

Who wants to proceed?
Only one step per post. :point_up: You are not allowed to post several steps in a row, so others have a chance to join in. Remember step 4 is already taken. :wink:

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It’s just step 2, not the Angliru.

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You’re on Step 3. The wahoominati are watching. In fact, the wahoominati are always watching.

Edit: I realize this doesn’t rhyme, but it makes me laugh anyway :slight_smile:

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Step 8, you’re doing great, don’t be Fluffy bait #SUFrhymes :t_rex:

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Time for Step 3. Watch out for the Wahoominati.

Time for Step 3. Too late now to stop for a wee.

Time for Step 3. All of your SUFfering is free.

All of your Suffer is belong to us.

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To get this back in the correct order:
You’ve reached step 5, we hope you survive.

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Where we are so far:

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Step 6, the MAP we start to fix.

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(this was too easy)
You’re on Step 7, Keep climbing toward heaven.

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You’re on Step 8, you begin GvA to hate.

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I haven’t even looked; is there a STEP NINE?
If there really is, I’m going to START TO WHINE!

(and if I’m out of line, feel free to just boot mine!)

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You made it to step 10. Keep that focus, keep that zen.

This is step 10. Believe in the SYSTM

Wahoo, step 10! You’re crushing it, again!

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This is Step 11. Keep going, Sir Evan.

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This is Step 12, where I have never dwelled.

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Step 13. Getting extreme but keep your language clean (with one of those sciency popup things explaining how swearing is a waste of breath that doesn’t help performance - cos that’s just what we need to be reading right now :face_with_symbols_over_mouth: :wink: ). #SUFRhymes

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You’on step 14, keep up your routine.

This is Step 14. It’s time to get mean.

The 14th Step is Here. It’s YOU the laser boasts fear.

This is Step 14. Are you even doing this right?
:rofl::wink:

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The next step has a 1 followed by a 5. Hey - what do you have inside? We all think you have what it takes, now dig in hard and power through the shakes.