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I did the Half Monty fitness test today. When entering step 4 of the ramp test, the text says “Step 4, you can do more. #SUFrhymes”. And since such a fitness test is very demanding in terms of not having strange ideas, I came up with the idea to start a thread here for all the steps a ramp test may have.
So to get started here we go:

  • This is step 1, you will get this done.

Who wants to proceed?
Only one step per post. :point_up: You are not allowed to post several steps in a row, so others have a chance to join in. Remember step 4 is already taken. :wink:

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It’s just step 2, not the Angliru.

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You’re on Step 3. The wahoominati are watching. In fact, the wahoominati are always watching.

Edit: I realize this doesn’t rhyme, but it makes me laugh anyway :slight_smile:

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Step 8, you’re doing great, don’t be Fluffy bait #SUFrhymes :t_rex:

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Time for Step 3. Watch out for the Wahoominati.

Time for Step 3. Too late now to stop for a wee.

Time for Step 3. All of your SUFfering is free.

All of your Suffer is belong to us.

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To get this back in the correct order:
You’ve reached step 5, we hope you survive.

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Where we are so far:

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Step 6, the MAP we start to fix.

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(this was too easy)
You’re on Step 7, Keep climbing toward heaven.

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You’re on Step 8, you begin GvA to hate.

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I haven’t even looked; is there a STEP NINE?
If there really is, I’m going to START TO WHINE!

(and if I’m out of line, feel free to just boot mine!)

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You made it to step 10. Keep that focus, keep that zen.

This is step 10. Believe in the SYSTM

Wahoo, step 10! You’re crushing it, again!

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This is Step 11. Keep going, Sir Evan.

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This is Step 12, where I have never dwelled.

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Step 13. Getting extreme but keep your language clean (with one of those sciency popup things explaining how swearing is a waste of breath that doesn’t help performance - cos that’s just what we need to be reading right now :face_with_symbols_over_mouth: :wink: ). #SUFRhymes

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You’on step 14, keep up your routine.

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This is Step 14. It’s time to get mean.

The 14th Step is Here. It’s YOU the laser boasts fear.

This is Step 14. Are you even doing this right?
:rofl::wink:

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The next step has a 1 followed by a 5. Hey - what do you have inside? We all think you have what it takes, now dig in hard and power through the shakes.

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