Grunter von Agony was really pleased about all the Misery and Agony on the Sufferlandrian National Day. So all Knights and Citizens have been invited to his personal Retreat and Spa for a nice and relaxing Paincation.
Naturally the famous meditation course where you are being the Stillness was booked out long in advance. So the Minions booked all newcomers to the not much less popular workshop where you practice the perfect Painface instead.
What better way is there after all to to become one with your inner Sufferlandrian than with 5 roaring Sprints on a spicy and sharp route under a tropical sky?
The Knight Rides! Paincation (On Tropic Rush)
Everyone’s welcome, Knights and Citizens. Even if you forget your Painface at home and just join for the ride.
While this route is all about sprints we ride banded, so no one is left behind.
Guaranteed 100% GvA approved and Couchlandrian free.
The Knight Rides! are presented by the SUF Ministry of Tourism.
Board the Turbotrainer powered Airplane to your favourite Paincation Resort HERE!
(Daylight Saving time ended in Europe, please check your local time for the ride!)