For the record Cap’n Sir, the wahoominati are NOT The Company. Far far from it… The wahoominati are a breed of NOT Wahooligans and are strongly opposed to the renaming of the sacred ToS to the unspeakable name The Company has given it. The wahoominati support a proper home for Sufferlandrian history and the protection of the nation.
The wahoominati would have preferred “The Tour” to the GvA forsaken name The Company chose. The wahoominati do understand the need to adapt and the benefit of introducing a less “intense” experience to gather more unsuspecting folks to the shores of the Great Lactic Acid Sea but are also 100% supportive of all efforts to intensify the individual suffering therein. The wahoominati refer to The Company’s tour as The Wahoolimabob Tour.
Also, for the record, I can neither confirm nor deny that there may or may not be a number of Knights of Sufferlandria who are also distinguished members of the wahoominatus.
The wahoominati are ALWAYS watching. #twaaw
Unconfirmed rumours from the tunnels deep below the SUF Mines and even darker than the darkest Very Dark Place is that there may even be a limited run of wahoominati kit.
Xoom Xoom!