Tour 2026 Shenanigans

Thank you to @Heretic and @pkdaylu for the awesome donations!

  • I am now obligated to fulfill my first shenanigan and ride the current and vintage Fight Club workouts back-to-back!

You are both excellent models of upstanding Sufferlandrians. Although, after your next SUF workout you will no longer be upstanding. But that is beside the point…

  • I am also now less than $120 away from hitting the $1k mark which would trigger my second shenanigan… Adding Kitchen Sink to Stage 7. Just like the rear of the peleton feeling from Fluffy and the laser goats… so far, yet so near.
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OK, we have thrown the Kitchen Sink at you.

Give my regards to Fluffy. I just rode away from the Laser Goats doing Tapers.

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You are a gentleman and a scholar!

I can confirm that my donation total is now at a hair over $1,002! (you already knew that, tho).

@Heretic You are very generous and kind and sadistic! :smiling_face_with_horns: (evil laugh)

I now have the joy of riding Kitchen Sink as part of Stage 7!

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The motto of my Agonia High School was - “Let nothing interfere with the Suffering”.

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Vintage fight club is hard! Really hard. Like really, really hard.

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I mean if thats true you have 20 hours to get here and ride Stage 1 with the bees. They’d be DELIGHTED to have you join them!

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Alright all you shenanigansters, go forth and shenaniganate!

Looking forward to all the enterpainment that Dame Lisa, Sir Evan, and Bran Mac Missile get up to. MORE SUFFERING​:joy:

There must be more shenanigans forthcoming. Hmm, what could they be….

Let’s say, since I know I’m riding each stage anyway…. I’ll join in a stage riding my teen nephew’s Oscar the grouch onesie, if… if The DPF hits Their goal of $95,000 before March 3, 5:00 p.m. CST!

At that time or close to, I’ll ride Stage 4, Angels. In Oscar the Grouch suit if the DPF reaches their goal.

Or, if my page reaches $250.00 tonight. :joy:

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YESSS!! MORE SHENANIGANS!!

Also, thank you for your donation! You are brilliant!

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I just hope everyone is aware I am definitely not topping my stage 1 shenanigans. I cant think what could top it.

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There must be some donational shenanigans going on as I just got a very generous one for doing absolutely nothing! I’m a little tempted to keep doing nothing just to see if it’s a trend! For SCIENCE!

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SCIENCE is very important. Perhaps you can ride in a lab coat

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This doughy minion’s lab coat was retired almost 40 years (and pounds) ago :man_facepalming:t3: :old_man:t2: :doughnut: :birthday_cake: :pizza:

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Okay, so how about a White tablecloth or sheet with some clothespins to make it “kind of” like a lab coat?

Extra points for creativity :ogre:

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I thought I was being creative by suggesting I continue on my path toward 7 days of nearly complete inactivity. Ease Quiet Sloth

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That is creative, actually. A clever infiltration!

Do you have the training peaks couchlandria plan? That would be hilarious and fitting on the last tour

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Do I? :joy:

what kind of doughy minion would I be without that plan in my DeTraining Peaks Library?! I’m a little insulted you’d have to ask.

I’ve used it with great success in past efforts to detrain prior to the start of previous TOS’s. While this is a 3 week plan and it will take no effort at all to condense it into a week to get me through this final tour.

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And…if I can get my fundraising page up to $400 I’d even consider live streaming my Baseline Donut testing. I won’t live stream it of course cuz that would require effort and, if I’ve learned anything over the years it is to trust the plan.

Edit: but I’d “consider” it and that has to be worth something.

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Of course you have it!

A shenanigan for the ages, love it! :joy:

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Thanks, Dame @isa and THANKS!!!

I like to do my part.

and…for the rest of all y’all…more SCIENCE!!

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