Squire of Sufferlandria Badge?

So Knighthood is obviously really, really tough. I was wondering if we could introduce some digital badges towards the journey there, for example:

3/10 rides = Peasant of Sufferlandria
5/10 rides = Yeoman of Sufferlandria
7/10 rides = Duke of Sufferlandria
9/10 rides = Squire of Sufferlandria

Thoughts?

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Neat idea and I love it! but I worry that targeting some of these would put people off doing the whole thing

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And as many have pointed out - once you’re at 7, you might as well just gut it out from there…

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I’d go even further and say if you’re gonna do 5 in a row, just get it the SUF over with.

Also, @averydarkplace, If it was easy…

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Those are good points–importantly, you’d only get a digital badge, and neither title nor privilege. Effectively the same as completing one of the monthly challenges, but in a single day, back-to-back.

I think it would motivate people to push themselves further, but if they feel like they are risking physical injury/illness by ride 6, then they can stop without being entirely empty-handed.

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GVA doesn’t settle for mediocrity, neither should you. If it was easy everyone would do it. This is kinda like the “everyone gets a participation trophy” for trying and failing to make the knighthood.

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Besides, Sir @averydarkplace is objectively hilarious!

:joy:

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To me, it’s more like marking milestones along the way.

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Honestly, I see what you’re going for @averydarkplace

I’m not 100% opposed. I’m just not sold on it either. Knighthood has always been an all or nothing kind of achievement. A thing that seems unreachable but really isn’t.

Like lots of folks I would have thought knighthood was just beyond me. Not a lifelong athlete. I was already in my 40s when I came to become an avid cyclist. I’d ridden some hard rides. I’d ridden a few centuries. But Knighthood?!

Man, I coveted that OG decal from the day I landed on the shores of the Great Lactic Acid Sea back in late 2015. When I first did the MTP, in 2017, it was clear to me that my Mt Sufferlandria was a knighthood quest. So, with thoughtful planning and a vigilant application of the MTP, I planned my quest for the better part of a year.

During that time asked tons of questions, learned tons of stuff, watched some others succeed and yet others not. Sucked it all in like a Pain Sucker :slight_smile:

I’m not sure I’d have been as singularly focused and driven to achieve my goal with stepping stone awards/rewards/digital badges.

I dunno. There is the badge for back-to-back rides already. That in itself could act as what you suggest without the need to bestow additional titles.

Edit: oh and there’s a badge for doing the MTP too :slight_smile:

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Half is easy :sweat_smile:

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exactly! and that’s the reason why it’s not eligible for a Knighthood attempt :grin:

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Haha and because in our land, easy is not only forbidden but a foul word too :laughing:

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Oh flashbacks. Stage 7 of KoS nearly ended me. Gut it out became more like out of the guts :nauseated_face:. Darker than even AVP. But luckily as I was chewing stem at top tune came on, and lifted me to glory.

Chills. Literal chills. :wink:

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13/10 rides = Baron/Baroness of Sufferlandria
15/10 rides = Viscount/Viscountess of Sufferlandria
17/10 rides = Count/Countess of Sufferlandria
20/10 rides = Duke/Duchess of Sufferlandria

Naturally, you can only be a prince/princess if you’re blood-related to GvA…

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Wouldn’t a Duke be higher than an Knight, and certainly a squire?

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Badges / gameification are a great way to engage people.

Great idea and one for Wahoo to implement I’d say.

*Wahoo - and we could create levels which get us away from gender as well at the same time.

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agree, most badges are rather of type “collector” and not so much about fun i.e. suffering. Well, except the monthly challenges.

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Yes. That’s why you have to ride more.

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Peasants and Yeomen definately had to pay dues to the hierarchy above.
How is that supposed to be organised. Could one make a living being duchess or duke?
(Boy, I should concentrate on my job instead of hanging out in this forum…)

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I think I spent too much time thinking about my citizenship status in Sufferlandria. I’ve been on the platform for about 2-3 years, so a recent immigrant. Surely I’ve at a minimum, plowed and tilled the lands of Sufferlandria enough to be a serf! But perhaps that’s not enough…

In any case, I think this discussion brought up a lot of fun ideas for new challenges/badges. Maybe we should make a badge for rides at 100% FTP for doing 3-5 specific rides in the same day? For example for doing:
The Wretched, A (Very) Dark Place, and The Downward Spiral, back-to-back ?

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